Hi. Welcome to my site. I have been getting pretty bored with my current design, so figured I'd switch it up a bit. For some reason, I have been really feeling the pink as of late. Deal with it.

Not a whole lot of news to report other than some of the highlights from the Bastard Jazz Winter Wonder Tour (Sponsored by Immodium A-D). Thanks to everyone that had us play, housed us and put up with the slops - you are the bee's knees!

Here are some of my personal highlights and memorable moments:

• Getting schooled in pimpology by Houston's DJ Sun
• Finding the Marty Robins "Devil Woman" 45 at the very first record store we went to (good omen?)
• Learning about "Rolfing" from Joseph in Houston
• Seeing 5000 birds at What-a-Burger
• What-a-Burger
• Witnessing the madness in Austin when Texas won the Rose Bowl
• Getting groped by Gullum in Austin
• Manny and the DJ Dojo
• Clearing the dancefloor at Get Broke
• Tai food and after party in Dallas
• Watching DRM getting the shakedown at the Dallas Airport
• Watching trashed sorority girls get their freak on to "Regulate" and "Rump Shaker" at Gilligan's in Phoenix
• Mimi's leftover's
• The Pontiac Grand Prix Rental Car
• The bait and switch in Puerto Nuevo (sub-par lobster on a rooftop)
• Getting lost in Mexico
• Playing Dub Dynamite in San Diego (DD = Tits!)
• TROUT! SHUFFER! INSURRRRR !
• The Stardust, Slots-a-fun
• Watching some dude get busted for coke in front of a hundred tourists by the Mirage
• Circus TV
• Roulette - best game ever!
• Seeing two semi's crash
• Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles with Marcelo and Jesse
• Playing Afro Funke in Santa Monica (although only for an hour)
• Meeting Rex and Carlos Nino
• Kicking it with the OU crew in LA, eating tri-tip
• Piunno's sales pitch on vaginal repair
• Shakespear's radio show at 2am
• Saru's house / view in Pasadena
• RE:UP release party, the dirty raver from Michigan and the after party ("What is a boo-ya-kasha?")
• Relaxing in SF
• Playing an original set at Dub Mission for 300 + people (thanks Toph and Seb!)
• Eating horrible sushi and rubber calamari in SF
• Hangin with the OU crew and after the gig at Dalva and getting Toph to say "Hurry"
• Puking at Scott's, in Dan's rental car, our rental car, and all over Route 1
• Route 1 / 101 and the stars
• The 22 hour drive to Portland from SF = Dirty hippie fuck in Eureka California giving us the wrong directions, the bigfoot museum, the tragic tale of the lost 45's
• Breakfasts in Portland
• Spold Mac and Cheese in Portland
• Ripping DRM's pants
• Voodoo Donuts = maple donut with bacon on top = crazy delicious!
• Getting pulled over on the way to BC and the cop asking DRM why he's driving like an idiot on his highway
• Soo and Wood's mix cd's
• Oui! Oui!
• Paying $9.50 for a pack of smokes, $16 for a 7" and $19 for a 12" in BC
• Beatstreet
• Seeing Vancouver on a clear day
• Every DJ and promoter in every city being all about Fort Knox
• Going home